BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!!

Portrait of the Artist As a Young Cripple:



Well, it looks like I wouldn't have been able to leave this coming Wednesday anyway, considering I sprained my ankle at work on Saturday like a complete clumsy idiot!

This guy left his cost hanging off the back of his chair on the floor and my right foot went up the sleeve. I rolled on my ankle as I fell and sprained it. Now I'm on crutches and I can't drive.

How fitting, no?

What gets me is that the guy didn't say he was sorry, or even look at me, because I think he was afraid I might sue him. He just straight bailed. But that's silly, because accidents happen and I would never sue for something that is nobody's fault.

What gets me even more is, before bailing, he didn't even move the coat and another one of the waiters got his foot caught in the sleeve too! Um, duh!

But my brother says I did it just in time to look like Tiny Tim for Christmas, so GOD BLESS US, EVERY ONE!!!