Boys Don't Make Passes At Girls Who Wear Glasses

So I got glasses yesterday, and my friend Mark got Lasik eye zappity icky laser suregery. All I can think of when I look at him now is that episode of The Simpsons where it's set in the future and Ned Flanders is blind because no one tested the effects of Lasik after 10 years. The same episode that gave us this brilliant comedic moment:

Adult Bart: (to President Lisa) "Oh, and I had Air Force Two pick up Ralph."
Adult Ralph: (appearing in door of the helicopter) "I fell out two times!"