Proof That God Is Dead:

- President Bush. Note that I had to say "President" before his name.

- The Pittsburgh Steelers won the Superbowl. I can't believe that so many people have been duped into believing that they deserved to win. Jerome Bettis is a douchebag, Joey Porter is a thug, and every Steeler fan was probably brainwashed into rooting for that team because they were hit with Bill Cowher's airborne saliva.

- We're at war with everyone.

- The Republicans are more worried about some frozen stem cells than they are about genocide in Darfur.

- Some dude that comes into The Firerock can sit at my bar for hours at a time, drink like a fish, and tell me all about how he hasn't worked since 1984, his Section 8 housing, his energy assistance, how he pays nothing for gas, electric or water, his $3 phone bill, his $480 per month for food stamps, his $650 a month Social Security, and the three Jim Beam and cokes he had for breakfast. Meanwhile, friends of mine with slight criminal records can't get jobs.


WHAT THE FUCK?!?!