I Know This Much Is True.

1. That I will only crave a Three Brothers calzone with extra marinara on days when I'm wearing white.

2. That family emergencies will only happen on days when I'm scheduled to work 17 hours and am the only person to cover the shift.

3. That my W-2 from Sandusky, Ohio is lost somewhere in the mail between Chattanooga, Cleveland and Baltimore. If that makes any sense.

4. That you don't really have to meet someone face to face to know they're a friend.

5. That I "live unfiltered". For better or worse.

6. That I hate Valentine's Day. Let's all wear black, shall we?