Let's All Be Thankful For Term Limits
12:05 pm, College Park, MD
Listening to NPR news, I heard a snippet of Pres. Bush's latest speech, given this morning from the White House - because god forbid he acutally attend an event in Africa - regarding World AIDS Day, in which he urges African couples to practice abstinence and stay faithful in marriage - which would be admirable advice were it not for the fact that it doesn't matter how faithful or abstinent you stay when your village is being plundered by guerilla militants who believe the cure for their own AIDS is to rape a virgin - and then Mr. Bush preached the use of condoms --
which he pronounced, "condemns".
If anyone needs the Heimleich after choking on the irony, I'll be over here.
posted by SpangledAngel @ 9:03 AM
1 Comments:
*twitch*
His idiocy is astounding.
Oh, and our favorite senator has been running campaign ads. They feature his office phone number. I think I'll call him every five minutes and fuck with his staff. First, I'll drive the three minutes to Penn Hills, where his children are sucking the educational funding dry with their online schools. (They live in Virginia.) And I'll call on behalf of my imaginary fetus. It's almost as good as the real thing, because it has as many legal rights as an actual fetus. Boo-yah. And I'll ask when his oldest daughter turns 18, cuz I want to start getting the tequila and video equipment ready ahead of time. She and I are gonna have some fun. But I'll promise that if she gets me pregnant, we'll get married.
It will be fun to hear his head explode all the way from Virginia.
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