Sheriff Mac accosted me on my way out of the drive-thru....
posted by SpangledAngel @ 2:14 PM
Thursday, June 16, 2005
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- Name: SpangledAngel
- Location: Land of a Thousand Strip Malls, Maryland, United States
This blog is all about my solo US travels from 2005-06. There was a BIG break between entries, mainly because I was getting married and giving birth, but I am actually starting to pick up where I left off from my notes now (10/09). If you are an old or new fan, please drop a line to spangledangel@gmail.com and tell me what you think.
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3 Comments:
I'm glad you escaped the kung fu attack of Sheriff Mac!
(Is he holding nunchuks?)
Actually, that's a nightstick! A happy, friendly nightstick for a happy, friendly children's character to beat a kid's ass with.
Actually, not many people know this, but Sherrif Mac worked as an LAPD beat cop before transferring to the MLPD, or McDonald Land Police Department. He was suspended without pay for allegedly beating an East LA hobo with a hammer and sent to the MLPD to await trial. While there he was finally fired for molesting a Fry-Guy but committed suicide by eating his own yummy head before justice could be served.
He still looks like he's doing some kung fu. He should team up with "Flip Yo Shit" Jesus and kick some ass! Because, you know, Jesus forgives past sins, especially beating hobos.
You never comment on my blog anymore. Why should I always have to come to your place?
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